Living Up To My Name

I've been dubbed "The Incredible Eating Machine" by Daddie and Mommie. Tonight, right before their weary eyes, I unleashed the prowess of Mighty Mouth by chewing on a *lemon and sucking **wasabi without even batting an eyelid (ok.... i admit that the latter was a little overwhelming for me, BUT it was nothing i couldn't handle).

**wasabi (noun) - it's an edible lump of green stuff which will make your hair stand on end, puff smoke from your nose and release steam through your ears. Don't try this at home without Daddie and Mommie's supervision.

*Lemon (noun & adj) - Sour oval-shaped fruit. This word can also be used to describe a white elephant or non performing investment. It is commonly used by Daddie to describe Mommie's shopping.