Mind your language

I think my mommie's standard of english is atrocious.... her prounciation leaves a lot to be desired:-

Joey: Mommie, can you take me and Sati to the beach?
Mommie: What do you want to go to the bitch?
Joey: I want to build sandcastles on the beach
Mommie: The bitch is very dirty you know. Why don't you ask Daddie if he wants to go?
Joey: Mommie..... it's BEACH..... not BITCH.. sigh