Mommie's English Teacher

Mommie's english is getting atrocious! She's speaking alot more singlish and pronouncing words wrongly now.... tsk tsk..

Mommie:"Joey, can you sing Jamie a song? How abt you sing "the whale on the bus"?
Joey:"Mommie, it's WHEEL... not Whale... A whale is the big fish that swims in the sea. How can it be on the bus??"


Mommie:"bla bla bla....... you don't know meh?"
Joey: *stares intently at mommie* "no MEHs please!"