The World Thru Joey's Eyes

Hi! My name is Joey. You can call me Pudge or Mighty Mouth if you like. In this Blog, i will share with you my life experiences as a little human being. Sit back, relax and enjoy. With Love and Kisses Joey Khor

Saturday, July 30, 2005

I'm 19 months Old! - Time for "Stock Take"

Up Close and Personal with Mighty Mouth - An Exclusive Interview

I get an adrenaline high when......
Daddie spirals up and down the carpark at high speed! Try this at Ngee Ann City carpark. Trust me, it’s really exciting!

I get a kick out of ......
Making daddie go over humps and bumps on the road without stepping on the brakes!

*(Daddie complains that my “need for speed” is killing our car! But who cares? I spy with my little eyes that the new one is coming soon anyway…)

Credits in my vocabulary bank......
Mum Mum (as in, “I Want My Food Now.”), Moi (Cantonese for “NO! NO! NO!") and Ball

Family of teeth......
2 Bunny Teeth and their 4 neighbours downstairs. (Don't try calling me Boh Geh! Or I shall unleash the prowess of Mighty Mouth! *growl*)

Number of pictures taken since first cry......
2274 and counting

My Fav food has got to be......

Genre of music......
Farm songs - Old Mac and his animals, Mary and her lamb, Black Sheep and its' wool
Rowing Songs - There was one with Michael and the other just rowing “gently down the stream”
Bird Song -Alouette, Kookabara, dicky birds. Alouette is my favourite!
Medieval songs - The likes of old king cole, humpty dumpty and song of six pence

Academic Record......
Have attended 3 schools. Still prefer Little Gym where I’ve learnt to do somersaults, hang on bars and handstands (with parental help of coz)!

Coming up next......
Mommie and Daddie are teaching me to ride a bicycle. Yes! I’ve grown taller and my legs are finally touching the pedals!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

The Juniors

Here's a pic of me and my cousins. I hardly see them except during major family events. This time, we were gathered at grand uncle chye's home to celebrate the 10th wedding anniversary of Michelle and Isabelle's parents. Michelle and Isabelle are really fortunate coz Auntie Sandra whips up the yummiest steak, mash and lemon pies.

Daddie always complain about mommie filling up the house with toys..... he should see their collection!!! Not forgetting Grand Uncle Chye was great fun to play with too.... i wish ah gong could be like him. Ah Gong see more of those small white dimpled balls (i think the adults call them goof balls or something...) than me!

Test driving michelle's beetle Michelle, Darren, ME, Mable

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Food, Glorious Food!

Although technically I'm ONLY a baby, but I've already subscribed to the adults' philosophy of "One Shall Live to Eat and not Eat to Live". When i grow up, i wanna go on a foodies' pilgrimage!

Porky Porky, I Love you!

Hmm.. this taste different from my rubber duckies

Orh Nee, my favourite dessert

"I wish upon my magic wand that I can feast like a princess everyday!"

Saturday, July 09, 2005

Story of Mountain and Molehill

Adults are such a bunch of unfathomable creatures. They don't understand me at all -and that's a mutual feeling. Here's my story:- Yesterday, we celerated Auntie Su Ann's birthday. I was enjoying the peking duck when i felt an urge to poop. I had to stay still so as to concentrate on purging that irritating piece of poop out. Suddenly, cousin Nikkolette raised the alarm by exclaiming that something was wrong with me because i wasn't moving.

In a flash, ah mah raced to my "rescue" and started forcing my mouth open and digging into it! I was completely stunned by their reaction. What are these adults thinking?! Well, i didn't know how to react except to cry. Ah Mah then deduced that i wasn't choking since i could cry so loudly. Choking? But, I was only pooping!!

The truth was out when my diaper could no longer hold the stench of my poop.. only then did the adults realised that i was only pooping and not choking!