The World Thru Joey's Eyes

Hi! My name is Joey. You can call me Pudge or Mighty Mouth if you like. In this Blog, i will share with you my life experiences as a little human being. Sit back, relax and enjoy. With Love and Kisses Joey Khor

Saturday, August 27, 2005

The Republic's First Female President

Since that traumatic kissing incident, I've decided that my ambition is to be Singapore's 1st Female President. As a President, I shall pass a law to grant more Rights and Protection to us, little human beings.

2 most important laws will be:-

1) No Pinching of little ones' cheeks even though we may be cute.

2) No Unauthorised Kissing without mommie's permission (this applies to tourists of all shapes, colours and sizes)

Here's a poster to kickstart my campaign towards Presidency! Please Vote For Me!

A Trumatic experience

Last Tuesday, i tripped over a group of chinese tourists while shopping and fell flat on my nose. One of the women picked me up and planted a big slobbery kiss on my cheeks. She kissed me so hard, it left a redish mark on my left cheek!

This absolutely, positively, affirmatively freaked me out! Is that the way they say sorry in CHINA?? Well, i certainly didn't appreciate it. I garnered all my might and screamed as loudly as my lungs could hold! I think my screams must have freaked her out too.. coz she quickly put me down and ran as fast as her legs could take her.

Once I was back in the safe hands of my mommie and daddie again, i insisted that mommie make me this t-shirt!

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Happy Birthday Indo Gal

Indo Gal turned 28 yesterday (hmm... that means she's older than mommie??). We planned a surprise party for her at my fav restaurant at UOB. I was so excitied, i ran into a wall and cut my nose while rushing to get into the elevator. But being the strong little girl i am, i didn't cry at all.

For her birthday present, I shall dig into my piggybank to see if i've got enough money to buy her a watch to replace the one i smashed and destroyed!

Friday, August 12, 2005

Z for Zoo

Mommie, Golfy Grandpa. Indo Gal and I visited the Zoo on Wednesday. Our first stop was to watch this BIG YAWN animal show where the small little ugly dog runs around chasing a herd of clueless looking sheep.

The highlight of the day was our visit to Polar Bear's house.... I waved hello to the bear when he swam pass me! The polar bear is so big, friendly and cuddly... maybe i should ask daddie if i can have a polar bear for my 2nd Birthday!

I would say that apart from the really fun playground and cute polar bear, the Zoo was pretty boring. Golfy Grandpa concluded that I'm an aircon baby and rightfully belong to the shopping centres.... not nature.

Let me feed the birds! Polar Bear, where are you?
Golfy Gong and Mighty Mouth Time to re-charge my batteries

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Supermarket Rendevous

Yucky Bitter Gourd- $0.80

Crunchy mini apples - $0.30

Big Juicy plum - $0.60

The look on Mommie's face when i sank my teeth into them at the supermarket while she was not watching? - Priceless!

Friday, August 05, 2005

Like Father Like Me!

Mommie's upset with Daddie... She says Daddie is responsible for me picking up his disgusting nose digging antics.